Bald Pride Advocate Gifts

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

Superbaldie.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Cat Medication

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Bird landing on egghead monk

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.