Bald Pride Gifts

'If you were offered true happiness or a full head of hair, which would you choose?' 'A full head of hair. True happiness would follow.'

'I've heard all the 'You look like you've got your head on upside-down' jokes.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Bird landing on egghead monk

Cat Medication

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"