Bald And Proud Community Gifts

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'