Bald And Proud Community Mugs

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Combs for the old.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'