Bald Pride Mugs

'If you were offered true happiness or a full head of hair, which would you choose?' 'A full head of hair. True happiness would follow.'

'I've heard all the 'You look like you've got your head on upside-down' jokes.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Cat Medication

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"