Bald Pride Supporter Gifts

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Rainbow Quartet

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

Combs for the old.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Cat Medication

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"