Bald Pride Supporter Gifts

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Rainbow Quartet

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bird landing on egghead monk

Cat Medication

Combs for the old.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'