Bald And Bold Supporter Gifts

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

'You've got dry scalp.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.