Bald And Proud Advocate Gifts

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Superbaldie.

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'You've got dry scalp.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Gay and lesbian support group.