Bald Advocate Gifts

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

Last Hair Care Kit.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Hair Replacement.

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'And how would sir like it cut today?'