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'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'I felt that!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

The four stages of male hair loss.

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'