Bald Advocate Prints

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

Last Hair Care Kit.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Hair Replacement.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Alopecia Clinic...

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'