Bald Adventurer Prints

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Get crazy once in a while

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Balding Autumn Tree.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Skiing

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Sledding

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'Say, Fred...'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hairdressing for Bald People

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'