Bald Style Aficionado Prints

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"A shave and a shine."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'