Bald Humor Aficionado Prints

Operation Chrome Dome.

Hamlet.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Comb over club.

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

Hair club for men.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Custer's Last Strand

'I really hate it when the boss gets all motivational, and when he wears a thong!'

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

"And this is where my late husband died of loneliness."

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"