Bald Humor Aficionado Gifts

Operation Chrome Dome.

Hamlet.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Hair club for men.

Comb over club.

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

Custer's Last Strand

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"Darling, you would tell me if you were part of a deep state satanic cabal, wouldn't you?"

'I really hate it when the boss gets all motivational, and when he wears a thong!'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

"And this is where my late husband died of loneliness."

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"