Baldness Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Well, did it work?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Hair Transplant Clinic

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness