Baldness Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Hair Transplant Clinic

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"