Bald Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Custer's Last Strand

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'