Bald Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Hair club for men.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Combs for the bald.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

Custer's Last Strand

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'