Bald Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Reflexes.

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

"You can't be enlightened already - You still have your HAIR."

"You, sir, should be grateful to find a hair in your soup."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'