Bald Humor Fan Gifts

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Cricketing monks.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Hair club for men.

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Combs for the bald.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

Fart, barf, cough.

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Win at wrestling.

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"