Bald Humor Fan T-Shirts

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Cricketing monks.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Comb over club.

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Combs for the bald.

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Win at wrestling.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Custer's Last Strand

Fart, barf, cough.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

"I want a full head of hair!"

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'