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Custer's Last Strand

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Two out of three."

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

Hamlet.

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'