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Custer's Last Strand

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

"Well, did it work?"

Hair club for men.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"Two out of three."

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

Hamlet.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.