Bald Joke Fans Gifts

Hair club for men.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Comb over club.

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"I want a full head of hair!"

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

Hamlet.

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

Can you say "compensating"?

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'