Bald Joke Fans Gifts

Hair club for men.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

Comb over club.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

Custer's Last Strand

"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hamlet.

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

"I want a full head of hair!"

'Of course you're not losing your hair. Most of it is right here in the bath if you want it.'