Bald Jokes Appreciator Gifts

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I got a haircut, grandpa, and you got an aircut!"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

Comb over club.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Custer's Last Strand

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hamlet.

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."