Bald Jokes Appreciator Pillows

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I got a haircut, grandpa, and you got an aircut!"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Custer's Last Strand

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

Hamlet.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'