Baldness Enthusiast Pillows

Beachcomber wears his hair in a combover fashion.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."