Bald Enthusiast Pillows

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Bearded Leftie.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"It makes you look old."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Bearded old man atop mountain.

My Life in Beards.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Balding Autumn Tree.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Facial hair continental drift.