Bald Enthusiast Pillows

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Bearded Leftie.

The Organic

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Facial hair continental drift.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

My beard's at the awkward stage.