Baldness Enthusiasts Pillows

'Please visit my website.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Bearded Leftie.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

The Organic

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Facial hair continental drift.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'At least your stubble is evenly distributed.'

James Russell Lowell

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

My beard's at the awkward stage.