Baldness Buddies Pillows

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Hair Replacement.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!