Baldness Camaraderie Pillows

'Nice try, Herb.'

The Charge of the Kids

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Big Brother

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Hair Transplant Clinic

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

'The hair transplant went well but we had to finish up around the edges with pubic hair...'

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."