Baldness Buddy Pillows

'Have you got one with brains in it?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Hair Replacement.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

Hair Transplant Clinic