Baldness Buddy Pillows

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'Have you got one with brains in it?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Hair Replacement.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'