Bald Buddy Pillows

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Well, did it work?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Combs for the bald.

Hair Replacement.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Hamlet.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"