Bearded Buddy Pillows

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

Beard Wig

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Giraffe Haircut

A Moosetache.

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

Real men have facial hair.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Looks like you'd be perfect to work the umpire spot.'

BARBER

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Sorry I'm late!'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Man bun tending

Xtreme Orson