Bearded Adventurer Pillows

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Man fishing with large bait

wattle covers

"Now you can send it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Diving Cat.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

The Organic

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"...it's another metal detector."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

A stylized man in pyjamas