Whiskered Adventurer Pillows

Diving Cat.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Snakeboarding.

They say I get 152 channels.