Whiskered Wonders Admirer Pillows

"There ya go. Keep toying with it."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I get it!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Humming Bird's Hum.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"The Mind Of Whiskers."