Whisker Of Wonders Pillows

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"You're amazing!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"To beat or not to beat."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

Whisk

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Cat DNA is decoded.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."