Whisker Of Wonders Gifts

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're amazing!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"To beat or not to beat."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Whisk

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Cat DNA is decoded.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'