Whisker Wizards Gifts

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!