Whiskered Wonder Gifts

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"You're amazing!"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'You've had enough.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"To beat or not to beat."

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Cat DNA is decoded.

Grim reaper calls on egg.

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

Whisk

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'