Whiskered Wonder Gifts

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'You've had enough.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Cat DNA is decoded.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

Whisk

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

Deep dish bourbon

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "