Whiskered Wisdom Gifts

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

They say I get 152 channels.

"To beat or not to beat."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

Whisk

Grim reaper calls on egg.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.