Whiskered Wisdom Prints

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"To beat or not to beat."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Whisk

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'