Whisking Wizard Prints

Grim reaper calls on egg.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Cat Reunion

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Diving Cat.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

They say I get 152 channels.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."