Whisking Wizard Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Cat Reunion

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Diving Cat.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

They say I get 152 channels.

"To beat or not to beat."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."