Whisk Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

Diving Cat.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

The Angel's Share

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Is that neat whisky?"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Ref!!'

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

You can kiss me later

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."