Whisker Lover Pillows

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Puppy and Kitten.