Whimsy Whisk Lover Pillows

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Clown on bike.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Glance Exchange

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Bathroom Fairy

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Dreams I have had...

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Reindeer

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Witches Checkout.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Football/Soccer bubbles

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Jack in the Box