Whisk Wonderer Pillows

Egg beater.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian