Whisk Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

Diving Cat.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Is that neat whisky?"

The Angel's Share

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Ref!!'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

You can kiss me later

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."